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monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina
bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021
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nutterooni

When you jerk off and cum, you bust a big ol nutterooni mang
I fucked her furburger and busted a nutterooni right inside her foul fuckhole
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 June 23, 2020
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plingus

A plingus is what you get when you combine a plumbo and a mingus.
She fricked my plingus last night until it ejected multiple mumblii.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016
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Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
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penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.
gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016
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CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021
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The Mitten

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.
I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 March 11, 2022
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