cristinitis

when you are overcome by the sudden beautiful presence of cristin! it makes you hop up and down on one foot in excitement, and it also makes your blood pressure go so high that you will probably get a heart attack and die ;( so cristin is a murderer! :O so even if you <333 cristin stay away from her or else you will get CRISTINITIS!!!

My grandfather died from cristinitis when he saw cristin yesterday. ;(

by tory March 10, 2005

Tom Christianitis

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

Cristinaitis

Being so completely obsessed with the most beautiful girl in the world that she consumes all of your thoughts.

cristinaitis

by Rubberdanman5 April 27, 2013

Kristinitis

The glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral sex on a red-headed female. Caused from vaginal secretions left over from the act.

"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"

by Dynomike54 January 22, 2009

Christianitis

A psychological disorder that affects millions of people around the globe. Symptoms include the belief in imaginary friends-- one of which is called "God". People affected by this disorder generally attempt to spread the disease by word of mouth to any people that are not deaf. People who have Christianitis are dualists who believe that the only correct information in the universe comes from a single book. This book was supposedly written by the primary imaginary friend called "God" and is based not on scientific fact but rather on fairy tales and fantasy. The characters described in this book, which people who have Christianitis believe to be factual beings, have life spans of several hundred years and are sometimes capable of rising from the dead. No, the characters are not zombies, they are portrayed as humans. Christianitis is now a pandemic and the only known cure is logic, reason, and science. However, most cases of Christianitis are too far developed to be cured.

George W. Bush, Pat Robertson, and many others have Christianitis.

by Mary Smoke February 20, 2007

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017

crustivitis

A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.

Donna: DAMNIT!!

Phillis: What's the matter?

Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!

Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??

Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.

Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!

by H.A.D.E November 7, 2010