2 definitions by H.A.D.E

crustivitis

A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.

Donna: DAMNIT!!

Phillis: What's the matter?

Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!

Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??

Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.

Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!

by H.A.D.E November 6, 2010

lesbophiliac

One that has an abnormal attraction to lesbians

My Aunt Gertrude is a lesbophiliac.

by H.A.D.E November 6, 2010