Dynomike54's definitions

Kristinitis

The glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral sex on a red-headed female. Caused from vaginal secretions left over from the act.

"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"

by Dynomike54 January 22, 2009

Zap

To lose your mind, possibly temporarily, most likely forever. Shell Shocked. Dazed and Confused. Delusional.

From Apocalypse Now: "Mr Clean was from some South Bronx shithole... and I think the light and the space of Vietnam... really put the zap on his head."

by Dynomike54 November 20, 2009