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'krempt'

A much edgier, more forceful, resourceful and specific use of the rather benign and (I think) weak
past-tense of 'cream', 'creamt' could be a more descriptive alternative to 'creamed' (creamt soups,

of course, might be one exception) and allow a decidedly more masculine description (and definitive

tense) for something that is simply creamed, creamier creamiest.
A reasonable superlative to 'creamed'. Creamt. Very nicely creamt. Thank you, that was perfectly creamt.

I had a dream. I was totally creamed. It was a nightmare.

I dreamt I was completely creamt in this blender from Hell.
I prefer my coffee heavily sugared and creamt..
That linebacker was completely creamt in the rush..
There is no doubt that Trump will be absolutely creamt in the next election..
creamt by ellis1 November 6, 2018
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...idk man, that last appetizer arrived and I just creamt. Had to go home and change my pants
Creamt by bvsdude March 10, 2026

shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times
"shimshaw creamtime."
shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

Hit and cream 

A euphemism that implies a one night stand (Netflix and chill, have coffee)
"What's up with Rachel and Burt? I sensed a lot of tension."
"Ah, last weekend Burt pulled the classic hit and cream with Rachel and didn't call her after."
"Yikes."
Hit and cream by CodenameGoose July 25, 2017

Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
Krispy Cream by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Sweet cream ladies 

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.
Sweet cream ladies inspired a song.
Sweet cream ladies by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

Cream gobbler 

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men
Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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