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'krempt'

A much edgier, more forceful, resourceful and specific use of the rather benign and (I think) weak
past-tense of 'cream', 'creamt' could be a more descriptive alternative to 'creamed' (creamt soups,

of course, might be one exception) and allow a decidedly more masculine description (and definitive

tense) for something that is simply creamed, creamier creamiest.
A reasonable superlative to 'creamed'. Creamt. Very nicely creamt. Thank you, that was perfectly creamt.

I had a dream. I was totally creamed. It was a nightmare.

I dreamt I was completely creamt in this blender from Hell.
I prefer my coffee heavily sugared and creamt..
That linebacker was completely creamt in the rush..
There is no doubt that Trump will be absolutely creamt in the next election..
creamt by ellis1 November 6, 2018
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...idk man, that last appetizer arrived and I just creamt. Had to go home and change my pants
Creamt by bvsdude March 10, 2026

shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times
"shimshaw creamtime."
shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

Hit and cream 

A euphemism that implies a one night stand (Netflix and chill, have coffee)
"What's up with Rachel and Burt? I sensed a lot of tension."
"Ah, last weekend Burt pulled the classic hit and cream with Rachel and didn't call her after."
"Yikes."
Hit and cream by CodenameGoose July 25, 2017

Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
Krispy Cream by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Sweet cream ladies 

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.
Sweet cream ladies inspired a song.
Sweet cream ladies by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

Cream gobbler 

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men
Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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