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The saddest city in America. Imagine being forced to eat a turd sandwich and when you're done eating it someone kicks you in the krotch and has sex with your mom. It's like 10 times sadder than that.
"Hey, let's go to Utica."

"Hey, I'd rather kill myself."
by MrSpongebobBrownPants September 15, 2019
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The only place on earth that people from Buffalo are allowed to mock and ridicule.
"Look on the bright side - at least we're not Utica" - Buffalo Resident
by ThankgodIleftUtica December 13, 2013
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We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.
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A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?
Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over
by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005
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Like being dead, but without the fun.
"I died and went to Utica."

"Utica failed in its bid to be twinned with Pluto"
by Uncle Des November 25, 2009
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