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Dreamtard
Normal person: Dream is overrated he really isn’t that good at Minecraft
Dreamtard: omg how could you dream is the best Minecraft player I have no personality and became bi so I could ship dream and George
Normal person: I’m axe kicking you in the jaw
Dreamtard: omg how could you dream is the best Minecraft player I have no personality and became bi so I could ship dream and George
Normal person: I’m axe kicking you in the jaw
Dreamtard by Fuck dream May 17, 2021
Related Words
Creamtard • Creatard • Dreamtard • Screamtarded • Cream Tart • Cream Turd • chemtard • creeptard • Creamated • craptard
Creatard
Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
creambeard
When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.
Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.
Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!
Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.
Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!
Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.
creambeard by Rufas April 13, 2008
Creatard
A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.
Creatard by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012
creambeard
When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.
Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.
Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!
Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.
Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!
Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.
creambeard by Rufas April 12, 2008
craptard
One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."
adj: craptarded
adj: craptarded
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