Creamtard

Offensive slang that only applies to an individual who prefers white chocolate over dark chocolate.

Mike: Look at that creamtard eating white chocolate, even milk chocolate would be more acceptable.
Amy: Creamtard? I think the correct word is racist!

Creamtard by o pisica February 15, 2022

Dreamtard 

A dream fan aka a retard

Normal person: Dream is overrated he really isn’t that good at Minecraft

Dreamtard: omg how could you dream is the best Minecraft player I have no personality and became bi so I could ship dream and George

Normal person: I’m axe kicking you in the jaw

Dreamtard by Fuck dream May 17, 2021

Creatard 

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.

1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".

Creatard by nukleus April 30, 2008

creambeard 

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

creambeard by Rufas April 13, 2008

Creatard 

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.

Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.

Creatard by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012

creambeard 

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

creambeard by Rufas April 12, 2008

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003