Creamtard

Offensive slang that only applies to an individual who prefers white chocolate over dark chocolate.

Mike: Look at that creamtard eating white chocolate, even milk chocolate would be more acceptable.
Amy: Creamtard? I think the correct word is racist!

by o pisica February 15, 2022

Dreamtard

A dream fan aka a retard

Normal person: Dream is overrated he really isn’t that good at Minecraft

Dreamtard: omg how could you dream is the best Minecraft player I have no personality and became bi so I could ship dream and George

Normal person: I’m axe kicking you in the jaw

by Fuck dream May 17, 2021

Creatard

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.

1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".

by nukleus April 30, 2008

creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 13, 2008

Creatard

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.

Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.

by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 12, 2008