COVID-3 

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

COVID-3 by NotSean123 August 3, 2020

3 Covid-57

It is referred to a person who has contracted the coronavirus thrice since the math can prove this statement

3×(covid -19)= 3 covid-57
Example : "Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted 3 covid-57 "

Example :

Bob: "The Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted the coronavirus thrice"
Jacob:"No, he has 3 covid-57"

3 Covid-57 by joelpotatochipsoats July 29, 2020

Covid-38 

A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.

Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.

Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.

Covid-38 by a_fool March 25, 2020

Covid-38 

Covid-38 means getting diagnosed with the same disease twice (at this point the coronavirus) 19+19=38

Boyfriend: Bad news babe, I got diagnosed with coronavirus again

Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?

Covid-38 by billieilish April 26, 2020

Covid-38 

The next 19 pounds you gain after the second wave of Covid-19 hits.

I should've worn a mask, practiced social distancing, and maybe walked around the block once or twice a day. Now, instead of just having Covid-19, I have the Covid-38.

Covid-38 by MrMathAllOfYous August 10, 2020

Covid-365 

When the number of corona infections or deaths in a country or county on a single day reaches the number of days in a year, which hints that a new wave of infection is likely taking place, and the possibility of a new lockdown to contain the pandemic is inevitable.

When Covid-19 experiences a Covid-365 situation, Lockdown 2.0 is unavoidable to reduce the rising number of casualties or fatalities.

Covid-365 by Covido December 9, 2020

Covid-34 

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

Covid-34 by TurnipPop April 28, 2020