A peron (or persons) who continually watches news stories and articles on the novel Corona virus (covid-19 or covid-38).
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.
Dude 1: Man, did you see that another 50 people died and 200 more got the rona in England and 500 in the USA.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
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Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
...
Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.
by a_fool March 29, 2020
A lovely drive on empty roads. Covidrives were readily available in early 2020 at the start of the corona virus outbreak.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
Dude1: hey man, i just had the best coviDrive right through town in 10 minutes. there was no cars on the road.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
by a_fool April 02, 2020
A financial term used for a stock that appears to have intrinsic value, but actually has no value whatsoever. It is derived from the collapse in Research In Motions equity ticker (RIM), the former maker of the popular Blackberry device.
An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.
An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.
investor dude, i lost a fortune on that stock. I've been totally rimmed today.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.
by a_fool March 22, 2017
When a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they try to take it by force start throwing rocks and firing scud missiles at you, whilst simultaneously hiding behind women and children.
The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
You’ve been Arabed.
He Arabed my place.
He Arabed my place.
by a_fool January 09, 2024
More commonly known as Frozen Bitch Face syndrome. This is where a girl always has a frosty bitchy face whatever the mood she is in.
by a_fool July 05, 2019
The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
by a_fool April 04, 2020
When a person goes to the toilets to relieve themselves and switches on social media whilst on the traps. There is a massive influx of news about Covid-19.
The said person also perpetuates the phenomena by sharing, retweeting and distributing all the fake Covi-data back out to their friends and family whilst on the traps.
The person ends up sitting on the traps for 45 minutes until the backs of their legs and neck hurts.
They leave the toilet transfixed in fear of Covid...
The said person also perpetuates the phenomena by sharing, retweeting and distributing all the fake Covi-data back out to their friends and family whilst on the traps.
The person ends up sitting on the traps for 45 minutes until the backs of their legs and neck hurts.
They leave the toilet transfixed in fear of Covid...
dude1: I just had a coviCrap.
dude2: Oh, man, that's bad. I had a coviCrap yesterday and brought 30 facemasks later on in the day.
dude2: Oh, man, that's bad. I had a coviCrap yesterday and brought 30 facemasks later on in the day.
by a_fool March 30, 2020