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Calling or sending a text message when you know that a friend is having a fuck. At which point, you wish them a "lovely time".
Bob: I know that Alice and Clive are meeting for a fuck at 2pm.
Dave: hey, lets send them a "mid-fuck message" wishing them well.
Dave: hey, lets send them a "mid-fuck message" wishing them well.
by a_fool April 5, 2026
Get the Mid-fuck message mug.When a person has been to an orgy, gangbang or other filthy debaucherous event, And still manages to arrive home on time and get to bed early.
dude 1: hey bro, how was last nights event.
dude 2: it was great man, i did the orgy, spunked my load, got home, at a slice of pizza and was in bed by 10pm.
dude1: fucked and tucked, nice going bruv.
dude 2: it was great man, i did the orgy, spunked my load, got home, at a slice of pizza and was in bed by 10pm.
dude1: fucked and tucked, nice going bruv.
by a_fool February 12, 2026
Get the fucked and tucked mug.A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.
dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
by a_fool December 26, 2025
Get the Christian Sandwich mug.When a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they try to take it by force start throwing rocks and firing scud missiles at you, whilst simultaneously hiding behind women and children.
The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
You’ve been Arabed.
He Arabed my place.
He Arabed my place.
by a_fool January 9, 2024
Get the Arabed mug.Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.
by a_fool March 4, 2022
Get the Russian Vodka mug.The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
by a_fool April 4, 2020
Get the coviBeard mug.A lovely drive on empty roads. Covidrives were readily available in early 2020 at the start of the corona virus outbreak.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
Dude1: hey man, i just had the best coviDrive right through town in 10 minutes. there was no cars on the road.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
by a_fool April 2, 2020
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