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Definitions by a_fool

Scottish Peg

When a person get fucked up the ass with a dildo (regular pegging) whilst wearing a mini tartan skirt.
Andy: I was at a mini orgy last night and I took the Scottish Peg.

Dave: wow man, that's awesome. I hope you used loads of lube.

The phrase is generally used with taking or giving. "Taking the Scottish Peg" or "Giving a Scottish Peg".
Scottish Peg by a_fool May 2, 2026

Mid-fuck message

Calling or sending a text message when you know that a friend is having a fuck. At which point, you wish them a "lovely time".
Bob: I know that Alice and Clive are meeting for a fuck at 2pm.

Dave: hey, lets send them a "mid-fuck message" wishing them well.
Mid-fuck message by a_fool April 5, 2026

fucked and tucked

When a person has been to an orgy, gangbang or other filthy debaucherous event, And still manages to arrive home on time and get to bed early.
dude 1: hey bro, how was last nights event.

dude 2: it was great man, i did the orgy, spunked my load, got home, at a slice of pizza and was in bed by 10pm.

dude1: fucked and tucked, nice going bruv.
fucked and tucked by a_fool February 12, 2026

Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.
dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
Christian Sandwich by a_fool December 26, 2025
When a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they try to take it by force start throwing rocks and firing scud missiles at you, whilst simultaneously hiding behind women and children.

The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
You’ve been Arabed.
He Arabed my place.
Arabed by a_fool January 9, 2024

Russian Vodka 

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.
Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.
Russian Vodka by a_fool March 4, 2022

coviBeard 

The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
coviBeard by a_fool April 4, 2020