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A person who has committed one or more acts which have left other people perceiving that person as a cunt. As defined by Mr Trials "I'm back stabbing her up in the rear, Ive gotta thank God that I'm Cunt Of The Year". Simply put; Cunt Of The Year.
Matt said to Jasdeep; Thats the final straw you fucken COTY.
COTY. by Gareth_nyd November 19, 2006
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Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one. Some say the person who is given this name is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris. Strangley enough the guy with this name will leave a smell of lemons wherever he goes.
"So what are you going to name your son", said the doctor, "and do you smell lemons"

"Coty....", says the mother.

""The doctor implodes and the hospital crumbles around the child""
""The world looks in awe..""
Coty by Ron Burgundie December 28, 2008
known as Cunt of the Year due to the fact that he's the realest of the realest. He won't give you any BS nor sugarcoat anything. He's so raw you can't help but love him. Everybody needs a Coty in their life. Need someone to keep you goal oriented? get a Coty. Need someone to call you out on your BS? get a Coty. Need someone to cheer you up? Get a Coty. Need someone to make you feel stupid? Get a Coty.
Man... Since it's impossible for me to be as perfect as a Valentina, I wouldn't mind becoming a Coty.
Coty by CotyMaidOfHonor2090 August 6, 2019
The word COTY refers to the winner of the prestigious Cunt of the Year award.
Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?
Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.
Rick: Riiiiick!
*All shotgun natties*

or

Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!
Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!
*All shotgun natties*
coty by Officer Bovice April 14, 2008
Fucking freak
coty by Harrygricey May 3, 2016
The word COTY refers to the winner of the prestigious Cunt of the Year award.
Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?
Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.
Rick: Riiiiick!
*All shotgun natties*

or

Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!
Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!
*All shotgun natties*
COTY by Chris Bovice April 16, 2008
Planning a beach trip with the boys but coty came along and ruined it.
Coty by Cotyruinseverything March 18, 2019
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