Coty

Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one. Some say the person who is given this name is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris. Strangley enough the guy with this name will leave a smell of lemons wherever he goes.

"So what are you going to name your son", said the doctor, "and do you smell lemons"

"Coty....", says the mother.

""The doctor implodes and the hospital crumbles around the child""
""The world looks in awe..""

by Ron Burgundie December 28, 2008

Coty

known as Cunt of the Year due to the fact that he's the realest of the realest. He won't give you any BS nor sugarcoat anything. He's so raw you can't help but love him. Everybody needs a Coty in their life. Need someone to keep you goal oriented? get a Coty. Need someone to call you out on your BS? get a Coty. Need someone to cheer you up? Get a Coty. Need someone to make you feel stupid? Get a Coty.

Man... Since it's impossible for me to be as perfect as a Valentina, I wouldn't mind becoming a Coty.

by CotyMaidOfHonor2090 August 6, 2019

coty

The word COTY refers to the winner of the prestigious Cunt of the Year award.

Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?
Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.
Rick: Riiiiick!
*All shotgun natties*

or

Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!
Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!
*All shotgun natties*

by Officer Bovice April 14, 2008

coty

Fucking freak

Coty is a fucking freak

by Harrygricey May 3, 2016

COTY

The word COTY refers to the winner of the prestigious Cunt of the Year award.

Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?
Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.
Rick: Riiiiick!
*All shotgun natties*

or

Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!
Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!
*All shotgun natties*

by Chris Bovice April 16, 2008

Coty

Guy who literally ruins everything

Planning a beach trip with the boys but coty came along and ruined it.

by Cotyruinseverything March 18, 2019

Coty

coty is a red fox that will bring a sparkle in your eyes and a smile on your face. coty will bring you all the good people from it’s own adventures. the name coty has the meaning of comfort while it’s also kindof a french version of the name cody which stands for “a helpful person”. everyone should have a coty, coty won’t leave you.

“where you going?”
“i’m sad i’m gonna go find coty.”

by atlasLA April 24, 2023