compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.

by Reece Evans March 9, 2008

compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.

Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.

by MrsFancyPants June 6, 2015

Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.

by Mr. Recycler March 17, 2019

compost

the act of not removing the ash out of a bowl of a bong or pipe. To throw in more smoking material (tobaco marijuana) on top of the ash and continue smoking.

"Don't bother ashing bro, compost that shyt "-willy potsmoker

by smalliebigs September 16, 2009

Compost in her cooch

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

compost me

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.

“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking”

“Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”

by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022