COFIT

Acronym (pronounced "cough-it") for COF ("Crusty Old Fart") In Training: a man in late middle age who does not yet possess all the attributes of a crusty old fart but is working to acquire those attributes still lacking and to develop those that are present in rudimentary or attenuated form.

Attributes of a fully mature COF include, but are not limited to: high-pitched, reedy voice; double-knit Sans-A-Belt slacks; possession of a sidecar-equipped motorcycle; intolerance of any music recorded since 1980; sufficient age to qualify for the Senior Discount at movie theatres and other venues.

A COFIT will possess some of these traits, or will possess all of them in an attenuated form.

"Bill can't be a COF, he's still paying full pop for movie tickets. That would make him a COFIT."

by Crusty Old Bill February 6, 2010

coitsian

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

by olive man April 13, 2015

Cofi11

The best Youtube channel ever to exist. Most popular for its hits "Medo Brundo jebanje" and "Debele nocne kurve iz MML-a". Soon to surpass Pewdiepie and officially become number 1.

A:Have you heard about Cofi11?
B:Yes his content is so lit. I low that channel.

by Drkalo MMl April 23, 2019

coituous

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.

When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.

by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020

airborne coitus

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009