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The Evil Writer/Gamefaqs Board Member who has nothing better to do than cause trouble etc.
CO Mel!? Run for your FRICKING LIVES! He'll cameo you to death!
CO Mel by Mel March 30, 2004
Words you can keep
Exceedingly attractive, in an overtly sexual way.
Felicia was a comely lass.
comely by Rabbi Wenzel June 3, 2003
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Spanish term for girl who eats a lot
Casondra ate all my carne asada, wutta comelona!
Comelona by a.p. 1 March 23, 2010

Nick Comella 

A jerk off who likes 2 jerk off an hurt girls. Not exactly a nice yung man. Often considered homo-sexual in many countries an is often found crying in corners of fast food restaurants bcuz he got dumped by his boy frend.
Ted: YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: What?
Ted: I said YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: The fuck's that?
Ted: YOU!
Nick Comella by Yoh mama. April 18, 2009
A Filipino institution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the Philippines. Used to be a well respected institution in the times of Davide and Yorac et. al, it is now infested with Moron, Asshole, Dumbass, and Bigot.
That spawn of Satan of a President sure knows how to handle her Comelec!

Those three retarded douchebags at Comelec just quoted the Old Testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, I wonder if they will also ban eating shellfish (Lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (Lev. 19:19).
COMELEC by jellodings December 16, 2009

comeldory 

An urban legend sometimes seen and constantly referred to as the worst XBox 360 player known to thousands.
Damn man, you play fifa as bad as comeldory!
comeldory by JimmyToleman October 17, 2010
1. (adj.) beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, makes you want to come.

2. comeliness (noun) the level to which something is comely
Jeff: Her is is so juicy I might have nutted down my leg.
Jon: Yeah, it's pretty comely.

Joe: Agreed. Its comliness is through the roof.
comely by notapussy May 11, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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