A jerk off who likes 2 jerk off an hurt girls. Not exactly a nice yung man. Often considered homo-sexual in many countries an is often found crying in corners of fast food restaurants bcuz he got dumped by his boy frend.

Ted: YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: What?
Ted: I said YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: The fuck's that?
Ted: YOU!

Nick Comella by Yoh mama. April 18, 2009

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COMELEC

A Filipino institution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the Philippines. Used to be a well respected institution in the times of Davide and Yorac et. al, it is now infested with Moron, Asshole, Dumbass, and Bigot.

That spawn of Satan of a President sure knows how to handle her Comelec!

Those three retarded douchebags at Comelec just quoted the Old Testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, I wonder if they will also ban eating shellfish (Lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (Lev. 19:19).

COMELEC by jellodings December 16, 2009

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comeldory

An urban legend sometimes seen and constantly referred to as the worst XBox 360 player known to thousands.

Damn man, you play fifa as bad as comeldory!

comeldory by JimmyToleman October 17, 2010

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comely

1. (adj.) beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, makes you want to come.

2. comeliness (noun) the level to which something is comely

Jeff: Her is is so juicy I might have nutted down my leg.
Jon: Yeah, it's pretty comely.

Joe: Agreed. Its comliness is through the roof.

comely by notapussy May 11, 2010

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