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COMELEC

A Filipino institution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the Philippines. Used to be a well respected institution in the times of Davide and Yorac et. al, it is now infested with Moron, Asshole, Dumbass, and Bigot.
That spawn of Satan of a President sure knows how to handle her Comelec!

Those three retarded douchebags at Comelec just quoted the Old Testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, I wonder if they will also ban eating shellfish (Lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (Lev. 19:19).
by jellodings December 16, 2009
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complectogram

it means "helping each other out" and it originally came from DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION when Obama said "helping each other out" . and BLR's video create that
because of the complectogram, our relationship have become more closer
by Unknow-Artists February 9, 2017
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Cosmelectual

I.e A purely cosmetic intellectual. Someone who claims to be smart directly or indirectly but are really at the beginning of the dunning kreuger curve. They only pursue "intellectualism" as an accessory and justifications to feel superior to others.

This can apply to:

- kids/teens who think they are more educated than the teacher through youtube videos despite failing at school

- people who say they love science but really just like reciting what Neil the black science man tells them. And not the actual mathematics or scientific derivation behind it.

- people that are keen to make themselves appear "smart" or are very insecure about their intelligence

-Jimmy neutron
"Dude I fucking hate him. His an annoying little shit that has this crazy superior complex. Why cant he just put the thesaurus down and speak like a human being?"

"I know right? Meanwhile he is failing at math. What a fake ass pompous cosmelectual."
by Vibespear May 15, 2021
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Complectogram

No one had ever invented a complectogram until today.
by Radical Paintball June 1, 2018
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piss complected cum bubble

When a jaundice complected girl is slobing on your knob and she swallows your cum, then burps, causing her burp to buble up with cum.
Get away from me you piss complected cum bubble from hell!
by hardcoreirish1 November 30, 2004
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Piss Complected Moron

Any member of the CCP or Chinese National that supports the fuckery of the CCP. This definition shall include any person of Chinese derivation that supports the CCP Fuckery.
"Damn. Won Hung Lo is truly a *Piss Complected Moron.) He thinks communism hasn't really been tried but it has been a hundred times. He'll even China dumped it for European Fascism."
by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS January 3, 2022
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