Definitions by notapussy

comely

1. (adj.) beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, makes you want to come.

2. comeliness (noun) the level to which something is comely

Jeff: Her is is so juicy I might have nutted down my leg.
Jon: Yeah, it's pretty comely.

Joe: Agreed. Its comliness is through the roof.

comely by notapussy May 11, 2010

turkey 

noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.

-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?

turkey by Notapussy August 28, 2009

little hook 

a finger move used to provide internal and external stimulation for the vagina. The thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris (external) and the index/middle finger is used to stimulate the g-spot (internal).

He used the little hook while he was eating her out, providing adequate stimulation to her clit and g-spot with his thumb and fingers.

little hook by Notapussy August 28, 2009

big hook 

noun: A kinky move started out with a turkey (thumb in vagina) where the fingers are swung around so that the middle finger stimulates the anus, so that both thumb and finger make the shape of a big hook.

In the throes of passion, he swung his hand around from a turkey, sticking his finger in her ass, giving her the Big Hook.

big hook by Notapussy August 28, 2009

Bro-Friend 

noun: someone a bro is in a bromance with. Bro-friend is to bromance what boy/girlfriend is to romance. Also spelled "brofriends"

In 1996, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were bro-friends.

Bro-Friend by Notapussy August 27, 2009

dogfart 

1.) Verb: the act of farting on/near/at someone so that they smell your ass like dogs do

2.) Noun: the actual fart laid while dogfarting

3.) Noun: gas released from a dog's anus

1.) I totally dogfarted you while you were sleeping.

2.) I can taste that dogfart.

3.) Your dog just laid a fart

dogfart by Notapussy August 27, 2009