Chonkianity

Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.

Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025