"Of course, there were plenty of gorgeous and curvaceous girls on the Vanilla Love dating site, but it had been a combination of words and an attractive profile photo, which had ultimately stoked Frankie’s interest; that heavy and plump adjective had wobbled into his mind and now refused to abate, as Frankie in age old fashion, slipped down his briefs; his rampaging bull already fulsome and hard, throbbing at the sight of the everyday buxom beauty... yes, Frankie stared down at his meaty monster of an erection feeling ever so... ever so coxom?"

Excerpt taken from 'That Coxom & Blondage Affair', by author Tom Conrad.

Alternative use:

"Oh my, Mrs Dickinson, your new gardener has rather a large bulge in his gentleman's area."

"Yes indeed, Mrs Tavistock; Bert is rather coxom to say the least!"

Coxom by Tom Conrad September 12, 2013

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čedomir

Čedomir is the best name that you can give to your son. He has the biggest COCK and will fuck anything. He doesn’t judge.

That guy fucked me last night.
Čedomir? You lucky slut.

čedomir by Nocondomnoproblem January 9, 2018

Celommi

This swag ass Italian family who climbs rocks and shreds the gnar.

Yo, are you friends with the Celommi family?

No.

..well you should be.

Celommi by iclimbrox February 8, 2018

CeroMiedo313

Twitter account with the infamous “Ember Moon can control the tide, but she can’t control the (Toni) Time” tweet. Known for literally nothing else

“Hey did you see that ember moon tweet from CeroMiedo313”
“Yeah it made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon”

CeroMiedo313 by Ceromiedo313 May 19, 2021

Čedomir

Čedomir is mainlz serbian name with orgin from 14th Century. That name is made from two serbo-croatian words Čedo which means child, and mir which actually means peace. People named Čedomir have a high chanse to be politicans. Things they love the most is money and weekends. Thez are verz funnz but annoying.

Do you know any Čedomir?
-Yes, I do!
-OMG. You are so lucky.

Čedomir by anonymous November 22, 2021

Cedomir

Someone who is like a small bear.

Hey, look at that cedomir!

Cedomir by Stevan Cvetkovic November 25, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026