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Bux·om buhk-suhm adjective (of a woman) full-bosomed.

Cox·om cok-suhm adjective (of a man) full-cocked.
"Of course, there were plenty of gorgeous and curvaceous girls on the Vanilla Love dating site, but it had been a combination of words and an attractive profile photo, which had ultimately stoked Frankie’s interest; that heavy and plump adjective had wobbled into his mind and now refused to abate, as Frankie in age old fashion, slipped down his briefs; his rampaging bull already fulsome and hard, throbbing at the sight of the everyday buxom beauty... yes, Frankie stared down at his meaty monster of an erection feeling ever so... ever so coxom?"

Excerpt taken from 'That Coxom & Blondage Affair', by author Tom Conrad.

Alternative use:

"Oh my, Mrs Dickinson, your new gardener has rather a large bulge in his gentleman's area."

"Yes indeed, Mrs Tavistock; Bert is rather coxom to say the least!"
Coxom by Tom Conrad September 12, 2013
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coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.
dude if you have no standards it doesn't count, you're a jellyfish, a coomcel...
coomcel by sunnbather May 26, 2021
AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH
coom by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019

CoomCave 

A dark depressing gamer room, filled with cum stains old use crusty shirts/socks, and a piss stained bed. CoveCaves are the “Coomers” domain, you rarely see any sign of women activity in them.
Bro come and look at my new CoomCave, I got a new desktop Monitor for my $15000 computer
CoomCave by Coomer July 1, 2020
A BTS Army from India's southern state of Kerala. It is a fusion of the word coconut and army. Coconut is associated with Kerala as it is abundant in the bountiful coastal region
Indian BTS Army : Which state are you from?

Kerala BTS Army : I'm a Cocomy!
Cocomy by Saphyrr March 25, 2021
Somebody that asks a lot of question, like they are Detective Colombo interrogating a suspect.
"What's with all the questions? You think yer fuckin' Colombo or somethin'?"
Colombo by unstable bob July 25, 2017
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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