Bux·om buhk-suhm adjective (of a woman) full-bosomed.
Cox·om cok-suhm adjective (of a man) full-cocked.
Cox·om cok-suhm adjective (of a man) full-cocked.
"Of course, there were plenty of gorgeous and curvaceous girls on the Vanilla Love dating site, but it had been a combination of words and an attractive profile photo, which had ultimately stoked Frankie’s interest; that heavy and plump adjective had wobbled into his mind and now refused to abate, as Frankie in age old fashion, slipped down his briefs; his rampaging bull already fulsome and hard, throbbing at the sight of the everyday buxom beauty... yes, Frankie stared down at his meaty monster of an erection feeling ever so... ever so coxom?"
Excerpt taken from 'That Coxom & Blondage Affair', by author Tom Conrad.
Alternative use:
"Oh my, Mrs Dickinson, your new gardener has rather a large bulge in his gentleman's area."
"Yes indeed, Mrs Tavistock; Bert is rather coxom to say the least!"
Excerpt taken from 'That Coxom & Blondage Affair', by author Tom Conrad.
Alternative use:
"Oh my, Mrs Dickinson, your new gardener has rather a large bulge in his gentleman's area."
"Yes indeed, Mrs Tavistock; Bert is rather coxom to say the least!"
by Tom Conrad September 12, 2013
Get the Coxom mug.coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.
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A dark depressing gamer room, filled with cum stains old use crusty shirts/socks, and a piss stained bed. CoveCaves are the “Coomers” domain, you rarely see any sign of women activity in them.
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Get the CoomCave mug.A BTS Army from India's southern state of Kerala. It is a fusion of the word coconut and army. Coconut is associated with Kerala as it is abundant in the bountiful coastal region
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Get the Colombo mug.Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
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