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Short for "Christian Democratic Union", and the Name of one of Germanys leading political partys.
Known for only their greatest acts of philantrophy, like:
-Coming up with, and pushing Article 13 of the EU Copyright Reform,
-insulting everyone that tried to disprove their arguments for it with actuall evidence
-Discrediting such sources as "Fake News"
-Breaking multiple promisses they made prior to the latest elections
-And actually having the nerve to request the Ballot for Article 13 to be pushed forward, so a decision would be made BEFORE the protests planned in response to the article could be conducted.

Also a synominom for: A pack of (German) Cunts.
Person A: Wow, these drunk fucks are spilling put nonsense and insulting people all the time, why don´t we throw them out?
Person B: Yeah, that CDU deserves to be kicked out!
CDU by Julius-Senpai March 11, 2019
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Is a political party in Germany. They are really conservative and against climate protection. Their chef has been Angela Merkel the german chancellor for a long time, but after she decided to leave had a women were nobody was able to pronaunce her name in the right way it was Annegret Kam Karrenbauer !!11!!1!!11! okay. Later they had a chancellor that has carisma of a piece of wood, as the heute show said. Now they've lost the elections and will never be as big as before because the people that voted them before are now voting a party full of fascist or a party that is full with capitalist that try to look younger in black and grey pictures.
The CDU is against climate protection.
CDU by WiniWiniDou November 21, 2021
The CDU is a Christian, Democratic Party in Germany.
CDU means Christlich- Demokratische Union Deutschlands, (Christian- Democratic Union of Germany).
The UK equivalent would be the Tories.

It´s that one Party every weird- ass silent kid votes for in school. Many old people also vote for it, because they think that somehow voting for a conservative party will send us all back to the past so they will be young again.
Person 1: "I love the CDU!"
Person 2: "You mean C.D.U????"
Person 1: "No, the German conservative Party! I read it on Urbandictionary!"
Person 2: "浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意?!?!?!?"
CDU by Nyancat_151 May 10, 2022

CDU-Wähler 

The german term for the trending word for "boomer".
Discribing a old conservative Person telling everyone "Everything was better back in my time".
In Germany we say "Damals im Krieg! Da war noch alles toll" as a joke.

The CDU (Christian Democratic Union) WAS the biggest political Party in Germany. In the time of the Pandamic many scandals aroused the CDU, losing About 50% of their Electorate.
23-year-old: "Can you tell me the time please?"
old man: "Don't you have phones? Back then we had to ask, but today you can just look at your phone pesant!"
23-year-old: "You are such a CDU-Wähler".
CDU-Wähler by Winzu Darkpaw September 29, 2021

Cum Disposal Unit (CDU)

(noun) a cum disposal unit is a man or woman used for sex then tossed aside like yesterdays mail...

(use it in a sentence today LOL!!!)

That chick/guy is a total CDU go for it!!!
cum disposal unit (CDU) douche
nickname for a man with a name that has the enitials C.W.
CDUB by Jamal R Washington November 26, 2010
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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