C.D.U. 

Cum disposal unit. Depository for ejaculate, AKA a women.

Dude, Rita is such a diry C.D.U. worth every penny.

C.D.U. by Feder September 28, 2004

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

C.U.D. 

Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.

#1 - The first rule of C.U.D. is, you do not talk about C.U.D.

#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.

#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.

#4 - Two upgrades at a time.

#5 - One benchmark at a time.

#6 - No food, no drink

#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.

C.U.D. by Ageless_ZA January 20, 2011

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face

Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020

D.U.C. 

Direct Unit Check. When a guy is walking towards a girl and she glances down at his unit wanting to see the girth... (pronunciation: Ducked)

"Hey, that chick just D.U.C.d me" She is ready to bang."

D.U.C. by jk8 April 25, 2006

C.U.D.I.

Can U Dig It?!!!! Slang text when you want to ask a question, like so, Can U Dig It?!!

Person 1 says: So girl are you going to the bar tonight? Person 2: Nah, I gotta work late. C.U.D.I.?!! Person 1: I feel ya!

C.U.D.I. by MissTT February 26, 2011

C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.

NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.

husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER) by the future doctor June 10, 2011