When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.
by RaulSkee October 17, 2015

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
by Ka-Five March 14, 2005

by B Talented April 30, 2009

by Beacon t November 28, 2020

Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
by von groovy August 04, 2024
