CAGTU 

NO CAGTU!

FOOLS, THERE IS NO CAGTU AND NEVER WILL BE! NOW YOU HAVE TO LOSE ALL HOPE.

Cagtu is my favorite relationship...

There's no such relationship as cagtu, you moron!

CAGTU by elhirsupurmesi November 23, 2021

Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cagou 

Another word for what is also referred to as a disgusting pigeon.

Hey bro. Is that a pigeon over there? Yeah, it’s another fucking cagou.

Cagou by elSamourai June 13, 2019

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

cartuolity 

Cartuolity: A Word Worth Recognizing

Language is a living, breathing thing, constantly evolving and adapting to new situations and needs. Every day, new words and phrases are added to our collective vocabulary, reflecting changes in the world around us. Yet not all words are created equal, and some have a greater impact than others. One word that is deserving of recognition and inclusion in our lexicon is "cartuolity."

At first glance, "cartuolity" may seem like a meaningless jumble of letters. But upon closer inspection, it reveals itself as a word with a specific and important meaning. The prefix "cartuo-" comes from the Latin word "cartula," meaning "a small paper or document." The suffix "-ity" denotes a state or condition, as in "authenticity" or "diversity." Put together, "cartuolity" could be defined as the state or condition of being documentable or recordable.

Why is such a word necessary? In today's world, where information is king and data is constantly being generated and processed, the ability to document and record information is more important than ever. Whether we're talking about scientific research, legal proceedings, or even personal record-keeping, having a word that succinctly captures the concept of documentability would be useful and valuable.

Damn, cartuolity should definitely be a word.

cartuolity by Cartuolity should be a word. February 19, 2023

stroke my cactus 

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

stroke my cactus by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016