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To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.
Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.
calp by Calper January 16, 2013
To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.
Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.
Calp by Calper January 16, 2013

cacophage 

a poop eater. somone who likes to eat poop.
"my dog is a cacophage." "bruce stop cacophaging."
cacophage by boyfriend and boyfriend February 17, 2008

cacopygian 

Main Entry: ca·co·pyg·ian
Pronunciation: "ka-kO-'pi-j(E-)&n
Variant(s): or ca·co·py·gous /-'pI-g&s/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek kakopygos, from kako- + pygE buttocks
1 : having badly shaped buttocks
2 : an esoteric way of saying Badass
1 : "Danm, I'm such a cacopygian. I need to lay off the chips and get my ass to the gym!"

2 : "Devin thinks he's cacopygous, but I just think he's a wiener with something to prove."
cacopygian by KurtTO May 23, 2004
Calpurnia is a band with four teenagers. Finn Wolfhard commonly known from horror movie It (2017) and Stranger Things does lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Ayla Tesler-Mabe does lead guitar and vocals, Jack Anderson does bass and Malcom Craig does drums. They are often called "Finn Wolfhard's band" which is incorrect because it isn't just Finn. Ayla, Jack and Malcom are just as important to the band. They have an EP called Scout, which has 6 songs.
Fake Fan: OMG! I love Finn Wolfhard's band Calpurnia!
Real Fan: Excuse me it's called Calpurnia and it's not just Finn's band.
Calpurnia by calpurniaa July 26, 2018

Cacophobia 

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008