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CALPIS

1. nummy drink
2. KARI see ANGEL
Calpis water is an ANGELLLL!
by APoC February 26, 2003
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CALPIS

Kalpalinna Ski & Mountain biking resort is now known as Calpis Cross Center, shortly Calpis. For more information www.kalpalinna.com .
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by Tom Merilahti December 12, 2003
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calpis

1. Calcium enriched soft drink produced in Japan. Encompasses a fairly large product line wich includes carbonated and fruit flavored versions of the drink along with candy and frozen desserts. The most common version of the drink is "Calpis Water," which appears as a milky white liquid similar to milk, yet has a starchy sweet taste and a slightly acid aftertaste.

2. Japanese slang term for ejaculate.
This Calpis tastes funny.
Ore no calpis nonderu yo!
by Susumu November 8, 2004
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calpis

Milky, semen-like water-based soft drink from Japan. Not as odd tasting as Pocari Sweat and not as amusingly named either although it does sound a bit like 'cow piss' I suppose.
Hey, fancy some of my cow piss?

No thanks, I have a bottle of sweat here.
by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004
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Calpie

The open space in a girl's crotch when the girl is so thin she cannot shut her legs all the way, leaving a gap in her crotch in which people can see through.
Calpie (Cal-Pee) "Eww dude! Look at her CALPIE! it's sooo wide!" or "Whoa that calpie's soo big I could fit my fist through it and she couldn't tell!"
by JoeeeOhhThoo June 10, 2009
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Calpis

Another word for "God". He is the greatest man that has ever stepped foot on the face of the Earth. He is sexy, charming, dashing, beautiful, and all things good. There will never be anybody at the same level as Calpis.
Person 1: "I will be king of the Earth!"
Person 2: "You can't, Lord Calpis is the king of the Earth!"
by CalpisIsGod March 1, 2022
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Calpis

A beverage of Japanese origin known for its unique flavor, which some humorously suggest resembles "cow piss". Despite the quirky name, its main ingredient is actually lemon water, giving it a refreshing and tangy taste.
I tried Calpis for the first time, and despite its odd name sounding like "cow piss", it was surprisingly delicious and very refreshing!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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