calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

Calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

calpped

this guy fucked up and was suppose to said clapped

chris:dude that looks so calpped bitch boy:don't you mean clapped ya dumb ass

by koreanbitchboy March 19, 2018

calping

The feeling of sexual arousal a person experiences when Peter Capaldi walks into a room.

"When the Doctor walked in, you could feel the calping in the air."

by Not Davey Johnson February 02, 2015

Calp

A 16personalities term for misspelling "clap," but now people use the term "calp" intentionally on 16personalities.

When I heard that, I calped.

by A Really Awesome Ninja July 10, 2021

Calp

The sound an animal makes when eating something crunchy.

“Jonathan’s dog is calping loudly, I like it.”

by Szkzkzkzka January 05, 2025

i calp

Gang slang for “I’m a dumb pussy and like cock in my butt” if you use it in past tense though it means “I had it in the butt and can fit an entire cat in mine”

“Yo ni**a i Calp. What’s it to ya?” Or “hey girl it’s fine I’ve calped I know how it feels”

by QOP69 August 17, 2021