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cacophage by boyfriend and boyfriend February 17, 2008
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cockphage
1.)pacarski is a festy cocksmoker, spreading parasites via bodily fluids
2.)any cunt suspected of being a cocksmoking smeg gargling anus demon
2.)any cunt suspected of being a cocksmoking smeg gargling anus demon
cockphage by the hole on the top of your penis. whats it called September 1, 2003
cacopharmy
Cacopharmy (n.), pl. cacopharmies; cacopharmous (adj.). A broad and colourful medication regimen, such as that prescribed for people with severe mental disorders.
cacopharmy by AutoDisaster September 24, 2008
Carpháge
Borrowed French expression for 'cigarette-holder'. Generally hand-crafted from polished, dark wood or some imitation thereof
"Her carpháge was resting delicately between two fingers at her cheek, and even though the cigarette at the widened tip of the carpháge had been out for several moments now she drew it to her lips and gingerly bit down into the polished wood of the mouthpiece while she waited for my reply."
Carpháge by Deskomatic23333 March 8, 2015
caprophage
caprophage by Conor Fenn October 28, 2007
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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