calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

Calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

Calp

A 16personalities term for misspelling "clap," but now people use the term "calp" intentionally on 16personalities.

When I heard that, I calped.

by A Really Awesome Ninja July 10, 2021

Calp

The sound an animal makes when eating something crunchy.

“Jonathan’s dog is calping loudly, I like it.”

by Szkzkzkzka January 5, 2025

i calp

Gang slang for “I’m a dumb pussy and like cock in my butt” if you use it in past tense though it means “I had it in the butt and can fit an entire cat in mine”

“Yo ni**a i Calp. What’s it to ya?” Or “hey girl it’s fine I’ve calped I know how it feels”

by QOP69 August 17, 2021

Calpurnia

Calpurnia is a band with four teenagers. Finn Wolfhard commonly known from horror movie It (2017) and Stranger Things does lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Ayla Tesler-Mabe does lead guitar and vocals, Jack Anderson does bass and Malcom Craig does drums. They are often called "Finn Wolfhard's band" which is incorrect because it isn't just Finn. Ayla, Jack and Malcom are just as important to the band. They have an EP called Scout, which has 6 songs.

Fake Fan: OMG! I love Finn Wolfhard's band Calpurnia!
Real Fan: Excuse me it's called Calpurnia and it's not just Finn's band.

by calpurniaa July 26, 2018

calpis

1. Calcium enriched soft drink produced in Japan. Encompasses a fairly large product line wich includes carbonated and fruit flavored versions of the drink along with candy and frozen desserts. The most common version of the drink is "Calpis Water," which appears as a milky white liquid similar to milk, yet has a starchy sweet taste and a slightly acid aftertaste.

2. Japanese slang term for ejaculate.

This Calpis tastes funny.
Ore no calpis nonderu yo!

by Susumu November 8, 2004