Calpal

Sticking a cattle prod up the ass of your female partner while having sexual intercourse

I gave my wife a calpal last night

by ramrodVIII July 10, 2010

Calpal

A big dick person who is the best at everything known to man. A.K.A the one who knocks!

Dude Calpal is so fucking cool.

by كالي#4757 November 23, 2022

Peter Capaldi

The 12th incarnation of the Doctor, a timelord from Gallifrey that was created for the television series Doctor Who. When he regenerated (got a new body as a way of cheating death) from the 11th doctor, he exclaimed, "KIDNEYS! I don't like the color."

"Who's that guy over there?"

"That's Peter Capaldi, the newest incarnation of the Doctor."

by timelordinslytherin May 3, 2014

Carpal

The best manager UwU

Hey who’s the best manager UwU? Carpal.

by GodOfHyperLands December 11, 2019

Lewis Capaldi

scottish beyonce

person 1: omg hollywood by lewis capaldi is amazing
person 2: ahhhh i love scottish beyonce

by topshaggerwilllenny September 8, 2019

Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Trey Cappalot’s Backshot

This is the Backshot of the stereotypical skinny black guy trey cappalot who’s Backshot is impossible to handle.

Nobody can handle that skinny nigga Trey Cappalot’s Backshot!

by Keemmcmeme August 23, 2019