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C.S.U.S. 

Chronic Status Update Syndrome.

When complete tool bags, who, have absolutely nothing else productive to do with their time, feel the need to be completely annoying by updating their Blackberry Messenger status every 2 minutes, to tell everyone on their friends list their entire life story for the day, and hope that somebody will care even the slightest little bit about their pathetic existence, when in reality, nobody gives a rats ass. Furthermore, people who suffer from CSUS would go so far as to announce such absurd things such as their death (or suicide) on their BBM status, but once again much like before, nobody really cares. Almost everyone knows of several people who directly fit this description, as it is a growing problem amongst young adults who are completely and totally unsatisfied with themselves and suffer from a huge lack of self confidence as well as a lengthy list of other mental and physical problems and/or disorders.
Bob: Did you know Meg is going to get retarded drunk tonight?

Joe: Yeah dude, I saw it on her BBM status 15 times already in the past hour. She suffers from a bad case of C.S.U.S.
C.S.U.S. by getit54 August 28, 2010
Crime Scene Unit
C.S.U got bubkes !
C.S.U by vp_d January 6, 2012
Related Words
Meaning the Supplementary United Cultural Society it's a secret society based of the Rusty Turnips a formally active gang ran in eastern illinois.
Person 1: have you heard of the S.U.C.S

Person 2: shhhhhhh
S.U.C.S by JohnnyApplePenis October 13, 2014

F.O.C.U.S.

fuck off cuz you're stupid
Dude! F.O.C.U.S.!
F.O.C.U.S. by YourMom* September 9, 2010
Acronym standing for: Fuck off cuz ur stupid. Used in any situation where a person is being dumb.
Boy: Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can really see myself in them.

Girl: You need to F.O.C.U.S.

Or

Fool, F.O.C.U.S.

F.O.C.U.S.

Dude, you need to F.O.C.U.S.
F.O.C.U.S. by ShayInLa April 26, 2010
Crap! I haven't got any clean pants left! C.U.S!
C.U.S. by Sam Parsons February 8, 2004
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