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C.S.U.S. 

Chronic Status Update Syndrome.

When complete tool bags, who, have absolutely nothing else productive to do with their time, feel the need to be completely annoying by updating their Blackberry Messenger status every 2 minutes, to tell everyone on their friends list their entire life story for the day, and hope that somebody will care even the slightest little bit about their pathetic existence, when in reality, nobody gives a rats ass. Furthermore, people who suffer from CSUS would go so far as to announce such absurd things such as their death (or suicide) on their BBM status, but once again much like before, nobody really cares. Almost everyone knows of several people who directly fit this description, as it is a growing problem amongst young adults who are completely and totally unsatisfied with themselves and suffer from a huge lack of self confidence as well as a lengthy list of other mental and physical problems and/or disorders.
Bob: Did you know Meg is going to get retarded drunk tonight?

Joe: Yeah dude, I saw it on her BBM status 15 times already in the past hour. She suffers from a bad case of C.S.U.S.
C.S.U.S. by getit54 August 28, 2010
Crime Scene Unit
C.S.U got bubkes !
C.S.U by vp_d January 6, 2012
Related Words
Meaning the Supplementary United Cultural Society it's a secret society based of the Rusty Turnips a formally active gang ran in eastern illinois.
Person 1: have you heard of the S.U.C.S

Person 2: shhhhhhh
S.U.C.S by JohnnyApplePenis October 13, 2014

F.O.C.U.S.

Dude! F.O.C.U.S.!
F.O.C.U.S. by YourMom* September 9, 2010
Acronym standing for: Fuck off cuz ur stupid. Used in any situation where a person is being dumb.
Boy: Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can really see myself in them.

Girl: You need to F.O.C.U.S.

Or

Fool, F.O.C.U.S.

F.O.C.U.S.

Dude, you need to F.O.C.U.S.
F.O.C.U.S. by ShayInLa April 26, 2010
Crap! I haven't got any clean pants left! C.U.S!
C.U.S. by Sam Parsons February 8, 2004
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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