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C.S.U.S.
Chronic Status Update Syndrome.
When complete tool bags, who, have absolutely nothing else productive to do with their time, feel the need to be completely annoying by updating their Blackberry Messenger status every 2 minutes, to tell everyone on their friends list their entire life story for the day, and hope that somebody will care even the slightest little bit about their pathetic existence, when in reality, nobody gives a rats ass. Furthermore, people who suffer from CSUS would go so far as to announce such absurd things such as their death (or suicide) on their BBM status, but once again much like before, nobody really cares. Almost everyone knows of several people who directly fit this description, as it is a growing problem amongst young adults who are completely and totally unsatisfied with themselves and suffer from a huge lack of self confidence as well as a lengthy list of other mental and physical problems and/or disorders.
When complete tool bags, who, have absolutely nothing else productive to do with their time, feel the need to be completely annoying by updating their Blackberry Messenger status every 2 minutes, to tell everyone on their friends list their entire life story for the day, and hope that somebody will care even the slightest little bit about their pathetic existence, when in reality, nobody gives a rats ass. Furthermore, people who suffer from CSUS would go so far as to announce such absurd things such as their death (or suicide) on their BBM status, but once again much like before, nobody really cares. Almost everyone knows of several people who directly fit this description, as it is a growing problem amongst young adults who are completely and totally unsatisfied with themselves and suffer from a huge lack of self confidence as well as a lengthy list of other mental and physical problems and/or disorders.
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C.S.U.S. • C's up • b's up c's down • CSU • SUC • s'c'umon • c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f • c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t • s.c.u.m. crew • Ultra S U C C
S.U.C.S
Meaning the Supplementary United Cultural Society it's a secret society based of the Rusty Turnips a formally active gang ran in eastern illinois.
S.U.C.S by JohnnyApplePenis October 13, 2014
F.O.C.U.S.
F.O.C.U.S. by YourMom* September 9, 2010
S.U.C.
The Screwed Up Click is an assortment of rappers from the southside of Houston, Texas started by the late DJ Screw. After appearing on numerous screw tapes and spreading their name throughout southern hip hop, they have become well respected and have earned a proud reputation. Despite the deaths of several members and the incarceration of others, the S.U.C. continues to represent for Houston and remains a strong presence in the southern hip hop scene.
The founding members of the S.U.C. are Screw himself, Lil' Keke, Fat Pat, Big Hawk, Mike D., Big Pokey, and the Botany Boyz (C-Note, Will-Lean, D-Red).
Other members include Woss Ness (Big Steve, Big Bee, Lil' Head, Mistah Luv), Big Jut, Big Moe, Z-Ro, Lil' O, Trae, Dat Boy Grace, Big Mello, C-Ward, Head, Lil' 3rd, Mr. 3-2, E.S.G., Clay-Doe, Lil' Flip, Yungstar, Wood, Al-D (Screw's brother) and others. In addition, UGK and South Park Mexican are considered "Screwed Up Affiliated". 3rd Ward/South Houston is the groups place of orgin.
The founding members of the S.U.C. are Screw himself, Lil' Keke, Fat Pat, Big Hawk, Mike D., Big Pokey, and the Botany Boyz (C-Note, Will-Lean, D-Red).
Other members include Woss Ness (Big Steve, Big Bee, Lil' Head, Mistah Luv), Big Jut, Big Moe, Z-Ro, Lil' O, Trae, Dat Boy Grace, Big Mello, C-Ward, Head, Lil' 3rd, Mr. 3-2, E.S.G., Clay-Doe, Lil' Flip, Yungstar, Wood, Al-D (Screw's brother) and others. In addition, UGK and South Park Mexican are considered "Screwed Up Affiliated". 3rd Ward/South Houston is the groups place of orgin.
S.U.C. by T-Rent Money July 31, 2006
D I C K S Q U A D
What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
D I C K S Q U A D by milk>cream April 27, 2014
C O N S U M E
A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation
Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
C O N S U M E by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020
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