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C.O.D.job 

Gettin sum head and gaming-a vicious blowjob while playing call of duty- pronounced "cod-job". Only considered a true C.O.D. Job if you finish the level or round while recieving, also helps to pay more attention to the game than the mouth.
My girl was tired of watching me play all nite, and started giving me a C.O.D.Job to get me off the game. So I finished a level or two before I finished getting her.
C.O.D.job by Solomacn August 1, 2012
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the art of getting a blow job while playing call of duty
Daniel was play COD and got a COD job
COD job by Cody21a January 10, 2010
When ones girlfriend or wife gives a man a blowjob whilst he rapes ass at CoD4/CoD5/ or MW:2
Dude, your girlfriends so badass, I bet she'd give you a Cod-Job
Cod-Job by kid'skid November 7, 2009
the act of receiving a blow job from a woman while simultaneously playing Call of Duty. The two combined create a thrill and exhilaration in which every man dreams of.
Yo dude, this girl was giving me an unbelievable cod job last night while i wrecked with my intervention. You know what they say... snipers get head.
Cod Job by DASRIGHT123 May 29, 2010
Getting a Blow Job while playing an epic game of Call Of Duty.
Chris got a CoD Job from his girlfriend last night.
CoD Job by TheSegal April 5, 2010
recieving oral sex while playing Call of Duty
John recieved a COD JOB from McKenzie, that lucky bastard.
COD job by kray27 December 3, 2010
The act of playing call of duty and having a lady friend suck your wiener
WOW! That cod job really hit the spot.
Cod Job by Darb and Shayden December 31, 2011
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