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C.O.B.A

COBA or "c.o.b.a" is an acronym that stands for: Check Out By Association.

a "COBA" (pronounced: côh-bá) occurs when an attractive person is associated with an ugly or "unattractive" person, and said ugly guy or girl gets checked out, just because he/she is physically with a good-looking or even "hot" human being.

A COBA is a very tricky thing, if a COBA is initiated and the ugly person (who is usually checked out last) believes it was for their own looks, it may give the ugly one a false sense of confidence, that may lead to terrible choices of fashion; in clothing, hat selections and even worse, terribly unjustified arrogance. But, when COBA is noticed for what it is, the unattractive person can instantly return to his/her cyle of quiet self loathing.

Whether it be for selfish reasons i.e: making themselves look better in comparison (see also; duff) or the more noble paths: need of wingman/wingwoman, actually likes ugly person as a person: the better looking person always has a reason to be with their homely counterpart. Someone who has done a COBA can read the bond between the two, then analyze it from there.
David: "Bro, that cutie in the brown dress just totally checked you out!"

Juan: "No way man, she is SO not into fat dudes, plus, she friggin' eye-raped you first, that was a total COBA"

David: "a what?"

Juan:" a C.O.B.A!: check out by association, she checked you out cos' she wanted to, and me because she wanted to try to comprehend our friendship, and/or why you'd hang out with an ugly guy."
by John Kings jr July 11, 2009
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up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

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M.Y.O.B.Y.B.A.C.

How about you M.Y.O.B.Y.B.A.C. (to be used online) Used against girlfriend's annoying cunty friends.
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B.A.C.O.N.

Beating All Competition Obliterating Naysayers
I'm going B.A.C.O.N. at my muay Thai class later.....so Bacon they might call the police
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L.I.L.A.B.O.C.

Stands for: "Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates"

Introduced by ME in the early 2005 when I was going through a phase of everything I do is wrong or turns out wrong
In a conversation when someone is having a bad day: "you know what they say Bob....L.I.L.A.B.O.C."
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E.A.B.C.O.S

Ay girl ain't you gone suck my dick? Hell Naw nigga E.A.B.C.O.S!!!!
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