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Buzzerbeater 

In basketball, a shot players take with the time running out. It's usually a "hey, maybe the luck turns to me" shot but they might also decide the winner. Of course, most of the buzzerbeaters miss, because they're very difficult. The most famous buzzerbeaters are loooong range 3-pointers that go in, again, usually with some help of luck. By the way: the ball must be released from a player's hands before the buzzer sounds.
(real situation, youtube it)
(crowd): BEAT L.A., BEAT L.A....
Lakers inbound it, Kobe Bryant comes from under the basket, catches the ball on the 3-point line and shoots the ball which hits nothing but net.

the reporter: Whoooo! Are you kidding me? A buzzerbeater by Kobe and the Lakers win this one in double OT...
Buzzerbeater by blazh24 November 26, 2009
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Buzzer-Beater 

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)
Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo
Buzzer-Beater by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013

Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.
Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.
Buzzer Beater by DLE101 February 20, 2010

Buzzer Beater Baby 

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
Buzzer Beater Baby by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.
“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”
Buzzer Beater by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021

buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
buzzer beater by generalbone March 17, 2010

Buzzer beater

The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.
Moses: "BJ week starts today my girls on her period."
Jim: "Did you at least get laid recently?"
Moses: "Hell yea had a sweet buzzer beater last night #KOBE"
Buzzer beater by UkraineTrain69 October 10, 2016