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The anatomical locale where most folks "make deliveries" and some also "receive shipments"... Where "the sun don't shine"... Poop chute environs...
Why are you telling everybody about my buttocle rub ?
Buttocle by DrollDuck January 6, 2012
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buttscles 

the muscles in the butt
I did lunges earlier, and now my buttscles are killing me.
buttscles by Sammy Frankfurter April 28, 2009

semi-buttocked 

Polite way of saying half-assed
This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.
semi-buttocked by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

Butticle 

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel
Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!
Butticle by sandaforyou January 9, 2011

buttockery 

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.
Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!
buttockery by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006
waxed or shaved butt hole that glows in the dark
and smells like flowers.
cassie: YOOO BUTTOLE
bryan: bahahaha buttole
cassie: ahhh yeahh buttole yeahh
bryan: your a loser
cassie: no no bryan your a buttole
buttole by ilovethe6 October 21, 2010

Butticle 

One half of a posterior large enough for the butt meat to hang over the thigh, it looks good enough to lick... like a Popsicle. It also hangs and jiggles like testicles.... so there's that image for you.
Look at the way her butticles jiggle when she walks!
Butticle by ebaggy7 December 10, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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