buttockery

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

ButtFuckery

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011

Dickriding Buttjockey

A gay man who enjoys hopping dicks.

Tom Cruise is a dickriding buttjockey

by not found [Error 404] March 2, 2009

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

semi-buttocked

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

buttockracy

n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.

"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."

by KirbyP March 23, 2006