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Buttscrew
Another word referring to the act of anal sex. It is commonky used by middle schoolers to talk about how cool the homosexual anal sex with their bum chum in boy scouts was.
Tim "that buttscrew i did last night with ryan was so sexy and fun"
Tyler "damn right buttscrew is only cool when its with your buddies"
Tyler "damn right buttscrew is only cool when its with your buddies"
Buttscrew by Flamingoat May 28, 2018
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Buttsuckles
(n)and/or(v)-this word means to suck. it means that you really, really suck. it can also mean that something is grimy, or shitty to say. Or maybe something that you did to someone, like maybe say something mean to a chick..a friend of mine would go, damn darren, that was buttsuckles.like Darren thats buttsuckles.
for instance..i know this guy named Charlie (Chuck) Glansdorf..his nickname was 'buttsuckles' but than 'buttsuckles' just became a word we would use in our everyday lives. He hated that name, but we absolutely didnt care because it was such a brilliant name/word.
I Bad daB I: i buttsuckles, you buttsuckles, they buttsuckles, we buttsuckles, you'all buttsuckles
I Bad daB I: i buttsuckles, you buttsuckles, they buttsuckles, we buttsuckles, you'all buttsuckles
Buttsuckles by Darren M.W. May 1, 2006
Hickory Buttscrew
Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."
Hickory Buttscrew by Scr1bble June 24, 2011
Buttsicle
a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.
"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious
Buttsicle by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011
Buttshoes
Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
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