Butticle 

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel

Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!

Butticle by sandaforyou January 9, 2011

Butticle 

One half of a posterior large enough for the butt meat to hang over the thigh, it looks good enough to lick... like a Popsicle. It also hangs and jiggles like testicles.... so there's that image for you.

Look at the way her butticles jiggle when she walks!

Butticle by ebaggy7 December 10, 2013

butticle 

The invisible odor producing particle emitted from butt when one passes gas.

Who farted? Now we're all going to inhale your butticles!

butticle by BiPolar Bear August 2, 2007

butticle 

A butt icicle, a poop that decides to just hand around. Very slow poop: the opposite of a buttbolt.

Man I had a butticle for an hour this morning, it made me late to work

butticle by Monkeypants9000 October 19, 2011

buttickle 

when to have to pee and you cant so you tickle your but jsut above the crack and you'll go

i gotta pee but i cant

yo just pull a buttickle

buttickle by Danny Sway May 31, 2005

buttscles 

the muscles in the butt

I did lunges earlier, and now my buttscles are killing me.

buttscles by Sammy Frankfurter April 28, 2009

Buttsicle 

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

Buttsicle by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011