Buttmunchkin
That buttmunchkin is getting on my nerves!
Buttmunchkin by Sex Fink October 9, 2009
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Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown
Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"
Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown by Colon McTurdsmear March 17, 2010
buttmunching loser
buttmunching loser by kpxchronic April 13, 2004
Buttmunching
When two people put their assholes together and one person shits causing the other person to “eat it” with their asshole.
When my girlfriend and I were buttmunching the other day, I felt a great sense of fulfillment as my asshole munched on her shit.
Buttmunching by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023
butt munchkin
The strange peaople who save their poop (see poop. I wrote one for that too) and give it to people for Christmas or save it for themselves.
butt munchkin by anonymous September 29, 2003
buttmunching queercake
1. A total ass hole,
2. an annoying fuckfart
3.some one you seriously hate and would love to make cry.
2. an annoying fuckfart
3.some one you seriously hate and would love to make cry.
buttmunching queercake by Queen Cupcake February 14, 2009
Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome
A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.
Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome by Bonequisia January 24, 2011
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