Definitions by Bonequisia

Lactanoes 

Large volcanic boobs that may, or many not contain milk.

Wow, look at Ashley's lactanoes! They are HUGE! I want to suck those puppies dry.

Lactanoes by Bonequisia February 20, 2011

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome 

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome by Bonequisia January 24, 2011