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buttmunching loser 

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a loser who muches on butts
buttmunching loser by kpxchronic April 13, 2004

buttmunching queercake 

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1. A total ass hole,

2. an annoying fuckfart

3.some one you seriously hate and would love to make cry.
Kevin, you are SUCH a buttmunching queercake!!

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown 

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Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"
Sean is a real buttmunchingfuckstickassclown. He also sucks dick.

Buttmunchkin 

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A term to describe an annoying little person when a profane term is inappropriate.
That buttmunchkin is getting on my nerves!
Buttmunchkin by Sex Fink October 9, 2009

Butt Munching Ho 

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This term is coined to describe a person, who,

will bite off your asscheek, maybe literally, maybe figuratively, but almost always, demonstratably, for the money you have in your wallet, if not your wallet (with your ID and credit cards inside), and/or whatever else they want to drain from you, like, your lifeblood or your eternal soul, or your entire being.

Usually this term might be used to define a little sister or brother, or even a friend or acquaintance, who is just an annoying little sexually-active kind of fucker who retaliates aginst you with a lasting impression when you stand up to them and their shit, and leaves the victim needing considerable time to heal, plot revenge against, and, definitely, warn others against apporaching said danger.

More specifically, this term is used in dealing with someone who, after having some kind of realtionship with(possibly sexual), will break it off (more like 'stick it in and break it off')from you, leaving you psychologically imbalanced and needing contact with said person to rebalance, only to be rebuffed, constantly with disdainful and dismissive words, actions, and demeanor, making you wait for days and years on end for the rare, if ever, occurence of them making contact with you when they want something, usually financially draining, and psychologically disturbing.

Avoid persons of these types at all costs. Failure to heed to warnings from friends and family, will cause acute psychological trauma, that may take years to heal.

one of the signs that you may be dealing with persons of these types is when they reply to you when asked if they want to do something is the phrase...

"Well, I'll just have to see if I feel like it...."

if that person utters that phrase at you, then, Danger, Will Robinson! Take Immediate evasive action! head for the hills and make sure you got your wallet with you! Person is radioactive in a wannabe non-chalant kinda way. Person may be a sociopath who feeds off of the energy of frustration you exert on them. They will drain you dry!
And if you're broke, thank your lucky stars, they may just drop you, and if that happens, RUN LIKE HELL, don't calmly walk away...even though they dont want you around, and act like it...they still got the tractor beams working overdrive on your brain, even though they may or may not realize it (as if they really cared.)

some variants - But Mun Cho, asian variant
- Bert Muncho, male variant
- IRS, America's perrenial variant especially
around April 15
- other variants to numerous to list.
Back off Larry, that girl you dig a Butt Munching Ho.

recto warping butt munching anal lube 

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Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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