Butthung

Anal Prolapse.

“My Girlfriends Butthung touched my thigh”

Butthung by BigDickChenster August 11, 2023

Butthunger 

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.

It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.

Butthunger by Kilo Jonez March 25, 2009

Butthanger 

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

Butthanger by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

buttfungus 

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

buttfungus by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

buttlung by your mom September 3, 2003

Terminal Buttfungus 

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.

You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.

Terminal Buttfungus by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

Butthugger 

One that is junior to an accomplished asskisser. They simply cannot get into proximity to kiss the ass so they must be content to hug the butt until the proper opportunity arises.

Batman is a serious asskisser to Commissioner Gordon his sidekick Robin is terribly jealous. Oh well, I guess he just has to pacify himself being a legendary butthugger.

Butthugger by meezerfuhrer December 16, 2009