Butthunger

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.

It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.

by Kilo Jonez March 25, 2009

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

buttmonger

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

Butthanger

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

by bullshark April 1, 2008

Butthugger

One that is junior to an accomplished asskisser. They simply cannot get into proximity to kiss the ass so they must be content to hug the butt until the proper opportunity arises.

Batman is a serious asskisser to Commissioner Gordon his sidekick Robin is terribly jealous. Oh well, I guess he just has to pacify himself being a legendary butthugger.

by meezerfuhrer December 16, 2009