Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

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buttholish

of, relating to, resembling, or the acting thereof, of a butthole

Dude, Richie is being soooo buttholish

by KurDt February 17, 2005

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buttholes

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

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blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014

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hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.

Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

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sackfull of dirty buttholes

a stench that cannot be covered with conventional hygiene methods; odoriferous pungence that overwhelms the noses of everyone within the room. Body odor as a result of poor wiping after defecation.

"Bob, I wish you would bleach yourself, You smell like a sackfull of dirty buttholes

by eric moulton March 11, 2008

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