The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.
by Texas2Fists June 15, 2014
Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.
Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.
Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.
by Texas2Fists June 13, 2014
An ass that creates a crosshair pattern (scope on a gun) when the legs are firmly pressed together either standing up or laying on stomach.
by Texas2Fists June 13, 2014