1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).
Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?
What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex
Teacher: What is 3+3?
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug
. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
Any girl at a party you may not know the identity of.
hey, are you calling jill tonight once you get drunk?
naw, i think i'm just gonna find some strangepuss.
First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.
2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise
from entering the skull.
Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows
No, I just push my ear-buttons.
What are those?
The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.
. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.