Bitteritis

When you are over 35 and have dated so much to the point you have contracted a negative feeling towards all relationships, becoming bitter over all

All these men have bitteritis , May he should chill out on dating.

by Urban Queen Thing June 11, 2018

Bitterati

The collective name for a group of Z-list celebrity has-beens who have no better pursuit than trawling low-rent Topshop launches and dining in sould-destroying chain bars

"Darren Day knew that, from that fateful day when he was turned away from the door of Chinawhite, he had joined the Bitterati "

by Richard Snapples Esq. July 31, 2007

bittercisms

Incessant whinging comments which are usually repeated ad nauseum.

"Yesterday, instead of writing my thesis, I watched 'Bring It On' and learnt all the cheerleading moves. Now I'm in a guilt spiral about how little I've written. Why don't I ever get any work done?"

by Louise Yabsley June 15, 2005

bittercrisp

A portmanteau of bitter and crisp, it is a flavor to describe beer that is both bitter and crisp. Inspired from the word bittersweet.

Hey, have you tried Alpine's Hoppy Birthday? That bittercrisp flavor explodes in your mouth!

by rusk00ta September 10, 2012

bitterbois

A colloquialism coined by Johns Hopkins University Studens (class of 2021). Used to jokingly refer to male gametes dispensed during solitary satisfaction.

"Have you beaten your bitterbois today yet?" "No, my roommate was in all day."

by brrrrrruh69 September 22, 2017

bitterbits

'bitterbits' is the name given to someone whose 'bits' are bitter in taste.

I don't think I'll call Janie, she turned out to be a bitterbits.

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

Butteritus

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)

I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.

by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014