The collective name for a group of Z-list celebrity has-beens who have no better pursuit than trawling low-rent Topshop launches and dining in sould-destroying chain bars
"Darren Day knew that, from that fateful day when he was turned away from the door of Chinawhite, he had joined the Bitterati "
"Yesterday, instead of writing my thesis, I watched 'Bring It On' and learnt all the cheerleading moves. Now I'm in a guilt spiral about how little I've written. Why don't I ever get any work done?"
A colloquialism coined by Johns Hopkins University Studens (class of 2021). Used to jokingly refer to male gametes dispensed during solitary satisfaction.
"Have you beaten your bitterbois today yet?" "No, my roommate was in all day."
A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)
I'd go walk the bridgetoday, but my butteritus is acting up.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."