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buttertits 

When everything is good about a girl except her tits (but her tits) hence the buttertits.
Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.
buttertits by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009
Words you can keep

Buttertits 

What a girthy man is said to have when his breasts bear the physical properties of warm butter.
Holy fuckballs! Look at the buttertits on that motherfucker! HEY YOU NEED TO GET ON A TREADMILL AND MELT AWAY THOSE BUTTERTITS!!!
Buttertits by TheJuan&Only July 30, 2010

buttertits 

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.
What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.
buttertits by jotthedot May 9, 2008

Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

Buttertoes 

Nickname for girlfriends' who tend to trip over stuff.
"Damn, Buttertoes fell again."
Buttertoes by Tubbo :) April 12, 2008

Operation Butternips

In the chat of Rainbow Six Siege When someone is saying Operation Butternips You know they are gonna go tryhard the moment they say that.
Friendly: Dude we're gonna win this game
Me: These guys are doo doo
Enemy: Operation Butternips
Round: Lost *All Friendlys have been eliminated.*
Operation Butternips by TriggeredRich September 14, 2018

butterkit 

a real homie. shawty babe, if you will. a true g. the eboy catboy we all need. the best furry around
butterkit’s a true fuckin homie, bro. a real one.
butterkit by qwere April 20, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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