Buttertub

but·ter·tub (buht-er-tuhb)

Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.

The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.

John: "Bitch, that's the 4th Big Mac/Slurpee combo you've had today, and why didn't you go to work?"

Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."

John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."

Buttertub by Cody Murray November 1, 2007

Butterbuns 

An ass like butter. Soft to the touch, yet firm. The kind of ass you just want to lick. No matter how your doctor advises against it.

What do want for dinner, honey? No honey, I want your specialty. Butterbuns. Zip!

Butterbuns by Band1t February 25, 2009

Buttercuck 

A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.

Chris is kind of a buttercuck so I was forced to rail his wife with my two buddies.

Buttercuck by Whazzuu June 28, 2019

buckle up buttercup 

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

buckle up buttercup by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018

buttercup anal creampie supreme 

Covering a penis in peanut butter, butter, and flower. Then analing an asshole until you creampie in the other persons ass

I can't believe she let me buttercup anal creampie supreme her!

buttercup anal creampie supreme by Reginald Taylor April 3, 2015

Butternub 

An insult about a person who is acting really annoying or stupid.

"Stop being such a butternub and give me my phone back!"
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"They are always acting like butternubs in that class."

Butternub by tffny March 13, 2012

buttertubbing 

The act of dipping ones penis in the tub of butter for lubrication during the act of male to male intercourse

I was scarred for life when i walked in to see jay n his good buddy Corey buttertubbing right before they slipped it in..

buttertubbing by misterT June 3, 2014